Then I called 911 another time and was told 911 services had been temporarily discontinued to your address. Oh migod, can they really discontinue service from 911?" Beth, will you please shut up and listen? I am fine. The reason you couldn't reach me on the phone was because I asked John to disconnect my phone. John shut his phone off because all those sex crazed women, and two men, wanted to take him to bed and do some pretty wild things with him. We wanted to get some sleep. I'll tell you all about..." Beth interrupted me again."Who's John? Is he the big muscled brute of a man I saw poking his thing at the cameras? Did he really threaten to, well, do perversions to those two policemen? In fact, did he actually do those two cops? Oh, Julie, what have you gotten yourself into? Are you held captive?"Let me tell you about my business partner Beth. She is thirty-five years old and has two daughters who are just as, well, "erratic" as she is. The oldest is sixteen going on sixty-nine, as. She was on the lower left side of the bell curve.She couldn't write ... she could print but cursive stumped her. Spelling was a disaster and she couldn't remember what she printed from one day to the next ... so she couldn't read it.It took all of November to learn to spell November. Then the bastards tore the sheet off the calendar and it was a whole new month. December. She remembered December ... Xmas was in December.The month that took the longest to learn to spell was shortest month ... February ... Febuairy was how she spelled it because that was how everybody spoke it. The states? Florida ... they pronounced Floriderr. How about Kansas and Arkansas ... Kansas and Arkansaw But if it's Arkansaw shouldn't it be Kansaw? The teachers all said Cans-ass. But they didn't say Ar-Cans-ass.One of her teachers said people from Cans-ass called Arkansaw ... Our-Cans-assNone of it made any sense.School was awful. Everyone was SURE she was selling it ... they didn't know it was John selling.
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